Day sleeping. That means a nine-year-old cat

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Richard L. Anderson is an American politician. From 2010 through 2018 he served in the Virginia House of Delegates, representing the 51st district in the Prince William County suburbs of Washington, D.C. He is a member of the Republican Party. Anderson lost his reelection bid in Virginia's November 2017 election. From 2020 to 2025, Anderson served as the Chairman of the Republican Party of Virginia. He was nominated to become an Assistant Secretary of the Air Force by President Donald Trump in March 2025.

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Handley is a town in Kanawha County, West Virginia, United States. The population was 224 at the 2020 census. Handley was first established in 1877 and known as Upper Creek until July 29, 1881, when its name was changed to Handley for pioneer settlers who farmed the area. Handley has the distinction of bearing a name like no other town in the United States. The town was incorporated November 1972.

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