{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
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