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{"fact":"A queen (female cat) can begin mating when she is between 5 and 9 months old.","length":77}
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{"fact":"In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified cats were found an Egyptian cemetery. They were stripped of their wrappings and carted off to be used by farmers in England and the U.S. for fertilizer.","length":189}
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{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
{"fact":"Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it\u2019s wet. The Turkish Van, however, is one cat that likes swimming. Bred in central Asia, its coat has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.","length":216}
{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
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\"Hit Mix\" is a single by Greek singer Katy Garbi. It was released in 2002 by Sony Music Greece. It is a 1-track mix of 13 greatest hits from Katy Garbi.
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