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Pyaar Kiya To Darna Kya is a 1998 Indian Hindi-language romantic comedy film. Written and directed by Sohail Khan, the film stars his real-life brothers Salman Khan and Arbaaz Khan, with Kajol as the female lead, alongside Dharmendra in a pivotal role.
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